All in Your Mind :)

Who am I, What am I, Why am I here,
as you gain knowledge,
all will become clear.

You ask who you are,
be it daughter or son,
you are unique, the only one.

Throughout your existence,
this you must treasure,
just think, I am me,
it will give you pleasure.

You can decide who you will be,
look in the mirror and you're sure to see.
You can be what you want, regardless of others,
keep your ideals, bad influence smothers.

The more you listen,
the more you will learn,
as you gain knowledge,
respect you will earn.

The choices you make,
for the rest of your life,
will determine if,
it's joy or strife.

Evil will follow your life from afar,
stay true to yourself
and you'll know, ''who you are''.

You ask what am I,
you're a human being,
open your eyes and soon you'll be seeing.

Your here for a reason and like it or not,
what you will be , cannot be bought.
You have a mind and you have a choice,
think what you say, there's trouble in voice.

All of your actions have a knock on effect,
think of others,show them respect.
Think of your options with some precision,
think of the outcomes before that decision.

Before you make them be aware,
the choices you make will show if you care.
You are responsible for knowledge you've found,
try to remember to pass it around.

Life is for sharing with family and friends,
strive to ensure that this never ends.
Try to Judge yourself from afar,if you like what you see,
you will know, ''what you are''.

Then as you grow and your life's unfurled,
you'll learn this can be, a wonderful world.
You'll learn life's about sharing and giving,
you will find happiness, caring and living.

You will meet someone special and love will flow,
life is too short so take it slow.
If you can then live with your life full of cheer,
you'll have learned the lesson of ,''why you are here''.

If you've asked all these questions,
I think you will find, the answers you seek are,
''All In Your Mind''.

In my Next life i wanna be.....

In this life I'm a woman.

In my next life, I'd like to come back as a bear.

When you're a bear, you get to hibernate. You do nothing but sleep for six months. I could deal with that.

Before you hibernate, you're supposed to eat yourself stupid. I could deal with that, too.

When you're a girl bear, you birth your children (who are the size of walnuts) while you're sleeping, and wake to partially grown, cute cuddly cubs. I could definitely deal with that.

If you're a mama bear, everyone knows you mean business. You swat anyone who bothers your cubs. If your cubs get out of line, you swat them too. I could deal with that.

If you're a bear, your mate EXPECTS you to wake up growling. He EXPECTS that you will have hairy legs and excess body fat.


"Yup...gonna be a bear!!!" *grin*

What Happens When You Drink Alcohol;P

Side effects of alcohol ... and remedies!!!

1. Symptom : Cold and humid feet.
Cause : Glass is being held at incorrect angle (You are pouring the drink on your feet).
Cure: Maneuver glass until open end is facing upward

2. Symptom : The wall facing you is full of lights.
Cause : You're lying on the floor.
Cure: Position your body at a 90-degree angle to the floor.

3. Symptom : The floor looks blurry.
Cause : You're looking through an empty glass.
Cure: Quickly refill with your favorite beverage.

4. Symptom : The floor is moving.
Cause : You're being dragged away.
Cure: At least ask where they're taking you.

5. Symptom : You hear echoes every time someone speaks.
Cause : You have your glass on your ear.
Cure: Stop making a fool of yourself!

6. Symptom : The room is shaking a lot, everyone is dressed in white and the music is very repetitive. Cause : You're in an ambulance.
Cure: Don't move. Let the professionals do their job.

7. Symptom : Your dad and all your brothers are looking funny.
Cause : You're in the wrong house.
Cure: Ask if they can point you to your house.
Cheers !! ;)