Side effects of alcohol ... and remedies!!!
1. Symptom : Cold and humid feet.
Cause : Glass is being held at incorrect angle (You are pouring the drink on your feet).
Cure: Maneuver glass until open end is facing upward
2. Symptom : The wall facing you is full of lights.
Cause : You're lying on the floor.
Cure: Position your body at a 90-degree angle to the floor.
3. Symptom : The floor looks blurry.
Cause : You're looking through an empty glass.
Cure: Quickly refill with your favorite beverage.
4. Symptom : The floor is moving.
Cause : You're being dragged away.
Cure: At least ask where they're taking you.
5. Symptom : You hear echoes every time someone speaks.
Cause : You have your glass on your ear.
Cure: Stop making a fool of yourself!
6. Symptom : The room is shaking a lot, everyone is dressed in white and the music is very repetitive. Cause : You're in an ambulance.
Cure: Don't move. Let the professionals do their job.
7. Symptom : Your dad and all your brothers are looking funny.
Cause : You're in the wrong house.
Cure: Ask if they can point you to your house.
Cheers !! ;)
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